He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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