He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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