Do vagina's smell?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
