You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize