Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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