How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
50% drunk capacity currently
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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