i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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