She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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