I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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