It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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