Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Randomize
