Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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