I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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