Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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