you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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