doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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