Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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