It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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