why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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