Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You're like the curious george of whores
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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