Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I want to be your penis for a week.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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