can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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