Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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