What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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