i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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