My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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