they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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