That's intense
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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