I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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