do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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