Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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