problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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