I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
