Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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