white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think I am morally bankrupt
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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