Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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