She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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