Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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