Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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