even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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