He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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