He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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