I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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