Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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