yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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