he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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