are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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