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He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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