I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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