Having a random hookup so left but love u
What did we do last night that was yellow?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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