jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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