the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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