Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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