My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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