no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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